Speculate wildly on WAYS TO SAVE KATY PERRY'S CAREER

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Getting cancelled for her pronunciation of the word "unconditionally"

 

[Pipo]

NAR: Katy Perry (39) WET PANTS EXPOSÉ (HOT!)

 

[Penelope]

Releasing HOT (OUT NOW!)

 

[ButterTart]

Katy Perry: Pregnant at Fifty

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She will reopen Neverland to continue the child abuse that MJ could not finish.

 

[Penelope]

Katy Perry's 100 Greatest Melodifestivalen Songs - 2002 to 2024

 

[Joseph]

She will reopen Neverland to continue the child abuse that MJ could not finish.

Katy Jackson SHOCKER as she dangles Janet over a balcony

 

[rhythmbandit]

Duet with David Guetta, this time he's covering Back in my Life by Alice Deejay.

 

[Sheena]

She should admit to being BAFFLED by a GOOSE

 

[octophone]

Duets album, all with dead people. Her version of "She's Lost Control" with Ian Curtis is going to be a major floor-filler.

 

[octophone]

Dropping a cover of Woman is the N***er of the World on streaming, with zero prior mention.

Congratulations on finding the sole prospect that is actually worse than the original recording.

 

[VoR]

Transitioning into serious acting with her first leading role in The Rural Juror.

 

[Apoca]

Transitioning into serious acting with her first leading role in The Rural Juror.

"Blergh mergh flergh glergh, Dr. Luke mergh flergh. Was it mergh mergh, flergh?"

"I'll always be his little girl"

 

[VoR]

 

[GNL]

Katy, no! We need her to win the election!

 

[Soldi]

It’s over

 

[Tisch]

Get a job!
Stay away from her!

 

[Pipo]

we don't have to speculate (wildly) anymore because our fave is becoming an ASTRONAUT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Leave her there!

 

[Shoat]

Oh Katy, I don't think digging further into EVIL and colonising the Moon on behalf of evil Corporate Trump America is the answer

 

[K.C.]

Maybe she'll find a fan on the moon!

 

[GNL]

It's a woman's world and she's happy to be leaving from it.

 

[Tisch]

ONE-WAY we can only assume

 

[ButterTart]

Not sure I’d want to share a rocket with a woman whose biggest song is about things that explode in the sky.

 

[Halli]

release a cover of Angles in Chains / Half of Me double A side singal