Inner Smile
Honest and real
And I will walk home for an hour if an uber is too expensive
NO!
And I will walk home for an hour if an uber is too expensive
Mandy and I are going to my step sisters this evening for cheese, crackers and non alcoholic drinks.
Luckily she's just moved into the flat next to us so I literally have to walk 20 feet to hers. And I can go in my pyjamas! I plan on being back in bed by 10pm.
Because I'm too hungover from last night in Southampton.If it's next door, why WOULDN'T you drink?
Because I'm too hungover from last night in Southampton.
You know what will cure that?
Is it time for Dr Ronald to make a house call?You know what will cure that?
Water and an early nightYou know what will cure that?
I had a glass of wine last night and it knocked me right out. Sometimes my mind takes ages to stop thinking before I can sleep.
. It's like they still think we're in the 80's.When I first moved in with Mr L we had old friends of his living literally around the corner. They were fabulously generous hosts who had small gatherings every year, and that was pretty much perfect for me. But they moved well over a decade ago, and I think we've been out on NYE perhaps two or three times since.NYE OUT OUT is terrible, but I like a small house party style gathering.
I'm sitting here and watching my friends WhatsApp begin to trickle with organisation for tonight and debating whether just to fuck it and go.
When I first moved in with Mr L we had old friends of his living literally around the corner. They were fabulously generous hosts who had small gatherings every year, and that was pretty much perfect for me. But they moved well over a decade ago, and I think we've been out on NYE perhaps two or three times since.
The idea of going OUT OUT on NYE fills me with dread.
It’s bloody 40 minutes each way, I couldn’t be arsed with THAT.WHY IS THIS YOUR PROBLEM MAY I ASK?
The last time I went OUT OUT on NYE was in fact 26 years ago to the day when I first copped off with Mr L![]()
Basically the title of your autobiographyCRÉMANT and CRISPS

SAVINGStealing him from TEDDYEDWARD’s EVIL CLUTCHES
SAVING

I'll not slag him off for not being able to change his own tyre but has he never heard of the AA?!My sisters boyfriend has a flat tyre so I need to drive to LINCOLN and back![]()
Oh it's just a BIT OF FUN!Why are people setting fireworks off ALREADY?!
Oh I don’t mind, I just don’t understand the logic of doing it SIX HOURS before you’re meant to!Oh it's just a BIT OF FUN!
Maybe it was a shooting incidentSomebody was setting them off here at 11:30 this morning. First of all - WHAT are you going to see? And secondly - it's gale force winds! Who knows where it's going to end up?!