Sunday charted

[Soldi]

Back from my STROLL and there was no Nancy to be seen

 

[Rita]

 

[Rita]

I am drinking ROSÉ CIDER. It tastes better than rosé wine for sure.

 

[Nancy]

Back from my STROLL and there was no Nancy to be seen

I AM LITERALLY ON PLATT FIELDS NOW

 

[Nancy]

I HAVE BEEN CYCLING ROUND AND ROUND WAITING FOR A SHRIEK OF “NANCY!”

 

[Soldi]

I AM LITERALLY ON PLATT FIELDS NOW

I’m in bed

COME HERE INSTEAD

 

[Nancy]

I’m in bed

COME HERE INSTEAD

NOT UNTIL AFTER MY APPOINTMENT ON FRIDAY

 

[Rita]

WHAT APPOINTMENT? GUM CLINIC?

 

[Nancy]

WHAT APPOINTMENT? GUM CLINIC?

NOW NOW RITA, NO SLUT SHAMING

 

[Nancy]

IT’S ACTUALLY A DENTAL APPOINTMENT TO REPLACE A MISSING TOOTH THAT GOT KNOCKED OUT AND I HAD TO HAVE THE ROOT EXTRACTED A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO

 

[Rita]

Look I don’t want any more STORIES about you two. Come back to me when you have RECEIPTS. I’m not here for CYBER SEX.

 

[Soldi]

Well she STOOD ME UP last weekend! Hardly MY fault

 

[Nancy]

I’m not here for CYBER SEX.

THAT’S ALL BORIS SAYS IS ALLOWED AT THE MOMENT

 

[Rita]

IT’S ACTUALLY A DENTAL APPOINTMENT TO REPLACE A MISSING TOOTH THAT GOT KNOCKED OUT AND I HAD TO HAVE THE ROOT EXTRACTED A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO

OUCH.

Actual footage of NANCE on Gail Platts yard or wherever the HELL she is cycling. Soldi LOVES a gummy, so I am told.

 

[Rita]

THAT’S ALL BORIS SAYS IS ALLOWED AT THE MOMENT

FUCK BORIS.

 

[Nancy]

Well she STOOD ME UP last weekend! Hardly MY fault

DARLING, I’VE ONLY SEEN YOUR LEGS SO FAR. I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU ON YOUR TWITTER PROFILE PIC AT FIRST.

 

[Soldi]

I’m not Mahmood!

 

[Iguana]

Oh... Nancy was only interested in Mahmood. JOIN THE QUEUE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There are pictures of Soldi on the Moopy Instagram. Nancy, go and have a look, decide if you want to fuck him. Then PM him. So long as we don't have to read about the PLANS anymore. Fill us in when it's done.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bit awkward that Nancy wanted to fuck the hot Italian Eurovision entry.

 

[Soldi]

There are pictures of Soldi on the Moopy Instagram. Nancy, go and have a look, decide if you want to fuck him. Then PM him. So long as we don't have to read about the PLANS anymore. Fill us in when it's done.

I’ve just had a look at the Instagram and the three pictures of me on there are HORRIFIC

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’ve just had a look at the Instagram and the three pictures of me on there are HORRIFIC

Start selling your product better then. You're 19, you'll never be that young again. Get a snappy haircut, better lighting and experiment will angles.

 

[Nancy]

I’m at the ASDA in HULME

 

[Rita]

DELIGHTFUL.

 

[Nancy]

KYLIE IS AT NUMBER 27 IN THE CD ALBUM CHART AT THE ASDA IN HULME

 

[Mats]

sounds about right

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck me, I start work tomorrow.

I AM NOT MENTALLY READY.

 

[Soldi]

It’s getting dark already

 

[K.C.]

@Nancy Keep the gums. Your boyfriend will never leave you.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s getting dark already

FUCKING DEPRESSING

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a grim grim Sunday, it's raining, it's getting dark and there's nothing to do. I think I'm going end up very depressed come November

 

[Soldi]

What a grim grim Sunday, it's raining, it's getting dark and there's nothing to do. I think I'm going end up very depressed come November

:emoji_kissing_heart::emoji_kissing_heart:

 

[Soldi]

Sorry I’m shit at trying to make people feel better

 

[Kate]

FUCK WINTER

 

[Kate]

I'm off for a roast and a quiz in a bit though

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK WINTER

THIS

 

[Kate]

I hope all those cunts who moaned and whinged about it being too hot in the summer get THE WORST S.A.D.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm off for a roast and a quiz in a bit though

How are all these events still legal?

 

[Kate]

HOUSEHOLDS OR BUBBLES ONLY

 

[Kate]

Oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Sheena though!