Your regular one or your bit on the side one?I’ve been awake since 7 feeling dog rough and trying but failing to sleep it off. Going to give up shortly and drag myself to the off licence for a lucozade and pack of paracetamol.
It's been ten months since I had crumpets. As they were one of Mr F's favourite weekend dinner (lunch for savners) items it would be particularly cruel and unusual torture for me to have them when he can't. See also dirty doner kebabs and Pound Bakery pasties (currently still closed). I was craving a doner the other night and considered making an excuse to leave the house, getting myself doner meat on garlic bread and eating it in the car on the carpark opposite the kebab shop. Obviously though the smell of garlic would have been something I couldn't excuse when I returned home so I decided against it. I even put up a FB post lamenting them in the hope Mr F would see it and text me from upstairs to say go and get one, but he didn't.I had a jumbo crumpet for breakfast yesterday. Wish I'd known Floppet, I'd have thought of you as i was smothering it with butter.

I tried to make crumpets with sourdough starter a few weeks ago. Dreadful
Is there anything worse than a PROSECCO hangover? I wouldn’t usually touch the poison but Aperol was on offer on Tesco and those spritzs go down like fucking water.
Oooooh I just remembered I’ve got CRUMPETS downstairs!
Oooooh I just remembered I’ve got CRUMPETS downstairs!
There are at least two of us!I think I am the only person in the world who doesn’t get crumpets. They’re shit.
The worst hangover I ever had was from Tequila. Seriously thought I was going to die on my bathroom floor and I haven't touched the stuff since.
I saw that Warbys had released their crumpet recipe a while ago, did you do a version of that or just wing it?
There are at least two of us!
00 ZenGiraffeThere are at least two of us!
Yeah good tequila never gives me any BOTHER, although I imagine Jose Cuervo would justifiably make you feel like death.
Same sisI’ve been awake since 7 feeling dog rough and trying but failing to sleep it off. Going to give up shortly and drag myself to the off licence for a lucozade and pack of paracetamol.
00 ZenGiraffe

Blasting this and feeling slightly better though.
Oh not AGAIN!Same sis
Two nights in a row of downing indecent amounts of alcohol and going to bed at 7. No wonder I look 57 todayOh not AGAIN!
I do like crumpets, but the main story here is Pound Bakery. I'm actually salivating at the thought of two spicy chicken slices for a quid; the one near me can't open soon enough.
do crumpets actually taste of anything or are they just an excuse to eat butter? (which is as legitimate a reason as they come by the way)