Thursday’s sleigh crashes in the Bermuda Triangle

I’ve already finished all my Christmas wrapping! :o

This is a SOLDI RECORD
 
It's telling that my autocorrect library apparently includes CHARISTMAS but not Christmas

It also for some reason includes CHRISTMA'S
 
Everything is wrapped and the table is prepared. Prepping some food so I can enjoy Christmas Eve with a bottle of red whilst dancing around to Dragonette.
 
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I've made the sausagemeat stuffing, put all the prezzies in a pile to wrap, put the cards that need to be posted through doors in a pile and put the cards that still need to be written in a pile.

Procrastination at its finest.
 
Floppet said:
I've made the sausagemeat stuffing, put all the prezzies in a pile to wrap, put the cards that need to be posted through doors in a pile and put the cards that still need to be written in a pile.

Procrastination at its finest.
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Have you got the decs up yet?
 
I'm having LOTS OF FUN today
I bought some chicken and cake for Christmas Eve (that's what they do here) to eat by myself. One of my friends (who pretends he's drunk and wants me to suck him off) said he would come over, so I waited for him to take a bath and make a decision. He decided not to come, so I did my original plan but this time disappointed. He said he wanted to call me at 10.

Then my nephew called and used computer magic to fix up a retro games console thing, but I broke the memory card because the box is a weird shape, so it was a waste of time.

Then the previous sexual canceller didn't call and didn't reply to my messages :) FUCKING CHRISTMAS
 
It’s a fucking disaster here, we’ve got a magnum of Malbec and NO CORKSCREW!!!
 
Diddy said:
I'm having LOTS OF FUN today
I bought some chicken and cake for Christmas Eve (that's what they do here) to eat by myself. One of my friends (who pretends he's drunk and wants me to suck him off) said he would come over, so I waited for him to take a bath and make a decision. He decided not to come, so I did my original plan but this time disappointed. He said he wanted to call me at 10.

Then my nephew called and used computer magic to fix up a retro games console thing, but I broke the memory card because the box is a weird shape, so it was a waste of time.

Then the previous sexual canceller didn't call and didn't reply to my messages :) FUCKING CHRISTMAS
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Omg babes the short story IS HAPPENING!!!
 
duck's roasting away and I'm making myself an Irish coffee to prepare my stomach for an avalanche of alcohol, fat and sugar
 
All the prep's done, time to settle down with a snowball and watch the Muppets Christmas Carol. :disco::santa:
 
Right, I'm off to sit in my mate's garden for a traditional Xmas eve get-together. I'm got 6 tops/coats/jumpers on, two pairs of trousers and a thick blanket and having a firepit. Seems fine.
 
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