UK General Election 2024 - Results Day (1 Viewer)

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Suedehead]

It is a HUGE RELIEF.

Blair was a showman, Starmer is a details man. He was always meant to be a relief rather than a champion.

Exactly.
I always say this people who tell me Starmer is 'boring'.
Sorry but would you rather have a 'boring' but excellent surgeon or a charming but incompetent one to operate on your body?

 

[Suedehead]

I bet she's already sniffing round Reform but I think even Farage wouldn't want to touch that with a barge pole..

 

[Suedehead]

Can I just add at this conjecture as well that I am an unapologetic Angela Rayner fanboy/stan

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This guy needs to be parachuted in at the next safe Labour by-election.

 

[Lucille]

Stop we all know she has a humiliation kink! She probably hasn’t stopped squirting since 6 this morning!

 

[Nancy]

Nice that you can now travel between London and Brighton without going through a Tory area.

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AND THAT'S BLOCKBUSTERS

 

[jivafox]

I see up skirting fan Christopher Chode has won with a big majority. What the fuck is wrong with Christchurch?!

 

[Finn]

Have we had Neil Kinnock, seen here as the late Richard Attenborough in Miracle on 34th Street, discussing George Galloway? Just great fun to see a usually civil person let rip on someone they've hated for 40 years

 

[ButterTart]

Reform were 2 million votes below their target.

Reform have only managed to bag a quarter of a million votes more than UKIP did in 2015, and only a 2% higher vote share…

And yet despite them accomplishing nothing but conning a couple of seats from the lowest possible hanging fruit last night, the news won’t stop fucking banging on about them. The far right have made zero gains in a decade, their lacklustre performance yesterday should not be seen as any kind of triumph.

 

[Nancy]

WE ARE NOT FRANCE

 

[Nancy]

Merci beaucoup

 

[Madison]

Does anyone have a video of Johnny Mercer losing? I want to see his face as he lost.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Multiple protestors at Farage's speech

 

[Madison]

The protestors are nicely coordinated for once.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They just keep flooding in!

 

[Lucille]

Does anyone have a video of Johnny Mercer losing? I want to see his face as he lost.

Have this you pervert.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's saying they're Channel 4 actors.

 

[ButterTart]

Loving the protestors wrecking Farage’s celebration of the far right not growing at all in the last decade.

 

[LTZ]

WE ARE NOT FRANCE

We’re still hoping for a miracle.. but SO pleased for Britain ! Well done !

 

[Madison]

Spreading conspiracy theories.

 

[Finn]

I see up skirting fan Christopher Chode has won with a big majority. What the fuck is wrong with Christchurch?!

They just like a nice upskirt pic. Is that a CRIME?

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[AGinAg (37)]

Oh this is some Trumpian shit right here.

 

[Kate]

Well it was mostly good news when I woke up today. Reform worse and Green better than the exit poll (including my mum & brother’s constituency), Mogg & Truss gone.

Watched Jezza’s speech on YouTube

 

[Finn]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm going to have to try very hard not to speculate wildly about Rachel Reeves.

 

[Lucille]

What is Farage saying? I can’t bring myself to listen to him!

I trust the BBC will also be showing a speech from the Green Party leaders

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is Farage saying? I can’t bring myself to listen to him!

I trust the BBC will also be showing a speech from the Green Party leaders

Conspiracies about vote count mistakes and then using "physical humour" to mock Starmer reading a speech. It was weird and see through.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We're seeing new ministers now, which is quite interesting.

 

[ButterTart]

What is Farage saying? I can’t bring myself to listen to him!

I trust the BBC will also be showing a speech from the Green Party leaders

The protestors were Channel 4 actors. Said and did nothing of value, in keeping with every moment of his life up to now.

 

[Kate]

Oh and Green smashed Reform in my constituency

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God Streeting. Booo.

 

[funky]

Mopsy I cannot believe I missed Truss's downfall. That'll teach me to go to bed at 5am! What a WIMP

 

[Tisch]

Oh God Streeting. Booo.

Something I didn't clock last night was that he only held onto his seat by 500 votes coming second to ab Independent

 

[funky]

Oh and I see the Tories ended up getting LESS than the Exit Poll what was the BBC thinking with 160 seats!

 

[Lucille]

Something I didn't clock last night was that he only held onto his seat by 500 votes coming second to ab Independent

It was so nearly a NIGHT OF DREAMS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh and I see the Tories ended up getting LESS than the Exit Poll what was the BBC thinking with 160 seats!

The Exit Poll was 131.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t stop thinking about Rachel Reeves’ evil bob.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t stop thinking about Rachel Reeves’ evil bob.

You just know she’s made a waitress cry before.

 

[funky]

Oh my I think I just cum.