UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

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Boris is apparently shagging some Russian tart and has fucked Carrie off, wedding cancelled.

What a cunt. I wonder how they'll spin this?

 

[Soldi]

THANKS IG

 

[Soldi]

OH FUCKS SAKE

 

[GNL]

Carrie Symonds must be so shocked that the man she cheated on her partner with while his wife was undergoing chemo has cheated on her. Just totally blindsided by the whole thing.

 

[Pingu]

Boris is apparently shagging some Russian tart and has fucked Carrie off, wedding cancelled.

I thought you were talking about one of the upcoming Spitting Image plotlines when I first read this.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Boris is apparently shagging some Russian tart and has fucked Carrie off, wedding cancelled.

What about the rumour that it's not his baby?

 

[Peekaboo]

I want to see the RECEIPTS on all these HOT RUMOURS because I'm (obviously) passing them on and when I get asked for a source I'm not prepared to say it's MADE-UP SHIT from a GAY LOUNGE CHATROOM.

 

[VoR]

Such a tragic bunch of UTTER FREAKS

 

[Peekaboo]

LOLS

 

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The Venn diagram of internet trolls and people who can string a sentence together continues to be two completely unattached circles.

 

[rocketstail]

Such a tragic bunch of UTTER FREAKS

This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever read. It makes me want to bite my own hand off to stop myself CRINGING to death.

 

[Kate]

What about the rumour that it's not his baby?

Zac Goldsmith right?

I mean at least he's vaguely attractive.

 

[VoR]

Beyond parody

 

[big ron]

I want to see the RECEIPTS on all these HOT RUMOURS because I'm (obviously) passing them on and when I get asked for a source I'm not prepared to say it's MADE-UP SHIT from a GAY LOUNGE CHATROOM.

Its flying around everywhere, as is the rumour there is a super injunction preventing it being published.

 

[Kate]

Wow.

 

[Kate]

 

[ButterTart]

Its flying around everywhere, as is the rumour there is a super injunction preventing it being published.

Yeah I’ve heard about the super-injunction, but that was for the fiddler he’s fucking.

 

[GNL]

Yeah I’ve heard about the super-injunction, but that was for the fiddler he’s fucking.

I believe it's a violinist he's fiddling.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Angela did ok today she managed to hold her own. Johnson seemed very restrained against her actually. I wonder if he’s been given a talking to by his master about not losing his temper and acting like a petulant child. It’ll never last

 

[AlgoAlex]

Visiting his Russian mate in Italy again

https://www.repubblica.it/esteri/20...f_boris_johnson_s_trip_to_perugia_-267989244/

 

[Lucille]

That’s why he looked in such a state in Parliament on Monday evening! And everyone thought it was because he overdid it at the christening party, which never happened and was just leaked to the press to distract from his absence.

 

[Jark]

so, dear old Boris definitely did not take a 3-day weekend trip to Italy earlier this month, on Friday September 10th, according to number 10. even though the airport at Perugia issued a press release confirming that he landed there a week before Luis Suarez, who landed on September 17th.

still if anyone's on top of things, it's certainly Grant Shapps.

 

[Jark]

this is the Palazzo he was definitely nowhere near

quite lovely

 

[Lucille]

Grant Shapps' denial is certainly not overly confident.

"Not that I’m aware of. I think it’s mistaken, as far as I’m aware"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS

 

[Jark]

!

both Tories to be fair

 

[Lucille]

 

[Mats]

I've never been able to tell the difference either

 

[lolly]

 

[GNL]

Not sure if this should go in the BORIS YEARS thread or the JK ROWLING SAID TERF RIGHTS thread, but



Crispin Blunt denies he wants her sacked, just... for her to not have the job anymore

 

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The poppers queen pipes up again!

 

[Peekaboo]

She brings "dynamism" I guess you must do when you have ARRIVED ON EARTH from PLANET DUMBONIUM!

 

[VoR]

Dear God

 

[Jark]

that is really disturbing. jesus.

 

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Boris Johnson setting out his "vision" for a post-Brexit UK.

He's described it as building "A New Jerusalem"

Who wants to tell him how things are in the existing one?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54435175

 

[Peekaboo]

I don't know about the Paul Dacre story but Charles Moore has ruled himself out. Not because he realised that it would be incongruous for a man who was fined for not paying the BBC license fee to be appointed as its chairman, but because apparently its 100k salary wasn't enough. They really have NO SHAME!

 

[Lucille]

100k does seem like a very low salary to be chairman of the BBC?

 

[Lucille]

Considering Vanessa Feltz is on FOUR TIMES that!!!

 

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It's considered a public office. Similar scenario to Johnson's whining that he's short of cash because the PMs salary is a mere 150k.

 

[Peekaboo]

The big money in the BBC is in BBC Studios, some of the middle managers there are on +150k plus bonuses Tim Davie was on 600k as CEO of BBC Studios and he had to take a pay cut when he was promoted to Director General of the whole BBC.