UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Diddy]

NO SPIN, NO BIAS - Featuring the Prime Minister's Dad

Mind you, doesn’t his dad say he’s a cunt too?

 

[jyxz]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This might be a peak.

 

[ButterTart]

START THE COUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Apoca]

One as INEPT as the other. It really is a spectacular shitshow.

 

[lolly]

 

[VoR]

Priti Patel, the home secretary, is considering standing in the Tory leadership contest, according to Esther Webber at Politico. “[Patel has] long been a darling of the Tory grassroots and may feel this is her moment, although her time in charge of the Home Office has not convinced everyone she’s a steady hand on the tiller,” Webber writes.

 

[octophone]

It's a horrible list of possibilities. Each possible Tory leader is a pube on Satan's own ballsack.

 

[Soldi]

This might be a peak.

Labour 322 (short by 4) (+120)
Conservative 229 (-136)
Lib Dem 25 (+14)
Green 1 (=)
SNP 50 (+6)

 

[Beverley]

I do worry about the politics of whoever replaces him, that we just end up with another populist determined to take us down the route of fascism.

 

[Beverley]

After all, voters had a problem with the lies and incompetence, not necessarily the draconian policies.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Tom Tugendhat seems like the least offensive based on what I've read.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

In the 20s

 

[GNL]

Tom Tugendhat seems like the least offensive based on what I've read.

Probably the least worst option. The big worry with him is that he's got a truly dreadful record on the environment.

 

[Kratz]

Yeah that is probably the floor (c. 30%).

Suspect the notional swing seat figures @Soldi posted above would be even worse when factoring in tactical voting and a likely larger anti-Tory swing in the South (so SE seats with large majorities go but as do Red Wall () seats in the North with sub 5k majorities). On that basis they may be at 200 or fewer.

 

[big ron]

General Election in me now.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

2 polls in the 20s in a row

 

[Indie]

Those polls are sexy but essentially meaningless until we get a new dear leader.

 

[Sheena]

SUELLA WILL SAVE THEM

 

[GNL]

A devastating couple of days for the D**ly M**l

 

[win_the_game]

The Tory fan club will be foaming at the mouth over that decision.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Wedding party at Chequers now JANCELLED.

Oh well I guess Carrie will have to stare at her BASIC AF floral crown look (florals for spring ... groundbreaking) forevermore.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

If only their food wasn't so shit and unhealthy. I'd have otherwise been seen YASS QUEENing and death dropping at my local KFC branch of a Friday afternoon when one is on annual leave, naturally.

 

[Soldi]

How can you NOT like KFC?!

 

[GNL]

All going in a big skip now

 

[Ellie]

And I bet it’s all tasteless TAT despite the price.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

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All going in a big skip now

We need more dirt please on him now that the carcass is burning.

 

[win_the_game]

A devastating couple of days for the D**ly M**l

And Harry and Meghan have just won their defamation case against the paper. Sad!

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's all coming out now
I heard there were TEARS and TANTRUMS within the No. 10 team & Carrie's STAFF
Burn it ALL DOWN
Sunny Came Home 7" EDIT

 

[lolly]

If I'd spent fifteen grand on a pair of sofas, I'm quite certain I'd have hoped the fabric was included in the price.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

If I'd spent fifteen grand on a pair of sofas, I'm quite certain I'd have hoped the fabric was included in the price.

 

[Soldi]

HOW can a kitchen cloth cost HALF A GRAND?!?!

 

[VoR]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[win_the_game]

Based on the invoice, this is probably the £2250 kitchen wallpaper

soane.co.uk/espalier-square-wallpaper-emerald

 

[VoR]

Based on the invoice, this is probably the £2250 kitchen wallpaper

soane.co.uk/espalier-square-wallpaper-emerald

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I think my nan had that pattern on her kitchen floor circa 1987.