HOW can a kitchen cloth cost HALF A GRAND?!?!![]()
Only the best for Boris Johnson to wipe his knob on.
HOW can a kitchen cloth cost HALF A GRAND?!?!![]()
Imagine that when you're hung over.Based on the invoice, this is probably the £2250 kitchen wallpaper
soane.co.uk/espalier-square-wallpaper-emerald
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If you're rich as piss I sort of get being decadent for the SAKE of it (not that I WOULD just btw!), but for a house you're living in for max 5 years anyway? STUPID. DELUSIONAL. [insert other words here]

I've seen stuff like that in a charity shop for £5You could definitely get that in TK Maxx.
You could definitely get that in TK Maxx.
You just know there's a *~LOVE LIVE LAUGH*~ Wall print in there somewhere.Look, whilst I don't agree with that LUDICROUS BILL and I'd like to do anything to see the cunt skewered, Number 10 DOES have to have a certain CACHET, doesn't it? It's a national place of importance where important people go at times, right?
YOU CAN'T JUST KIT IT OUT AT TK MAXX
YESWhat should they be decorating with...?
...OLD BITS OF HOOF!
Let's face it, it's not different to what the fucking QUEEN gets up to on a MUCH GRANDER SCALE with the public purse
It's the private apartment above, isn't it? Which Theresa May kitted out in John Lewis, like any self respecting middle class person.Look, whilst I don't agree with that LUDICROUS BILL and I'd like to do anything to see the cunt skewered, Number 10 DOES have to have a certain CACHET, doesn't it? It's a national place of importance where important people go at times, right?
YOU CAN'T JUST KIT IT OUT AT TK MAXX
The Emancipation of T-Dawg post her crocodile tears exist has been quite somethingIt's the private apartment above, isn't it? Which Theresa May kitted out in John Lewis, like any self respecting middle class person.
Anything over a John Lewis budget should be self financed.
And I bet even then your grandmother was saying she had one in the sixties which cost three and six.I swear we had that exact same drinks trolley in the early 90s, complete with Babycham and dodgy wheel
HOW can a kitchen cloth cost HALF A GRAND?!?!![]()
It's the Turin Shroud. Boris just thought it was a kitchen cloth.
What should they be decorating with...?
...OLD BITS OF HOOF!
Indoor herb garden and jam-making equipmentThis has got me wondering how Jeremy Corbyn would have kitted the place out...2 park benches and sheet of tarpaulin.

Let's face it, it's not different to what the fucking QUEEN gets up to on a MUCH GRANDER SCALE with the public purse
then he's not the least worst option! no subject is more pressing than the literal future of our planet, hunProbably the least worst option. The big worry with him is that he's got a truly dreadful record on the environment.
Fuck me, who designed it? Ed Gein?Based on the invoice, this is probably the £2250 kitchen wallpaper
soane.co.uk/espalier-square-wallpaper-emerald
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