US Election Week Results 2020

[Kate]

Judge: "Members of the jury. Do we have a verdict upon which all 12 of you are agreed?"

Moopy: "12? There's 12 of us?" "I counted 9" "I have 10" "Ive only got 8!"

Judge: "OK - who's got who on "Ignore"?

Suomi: "I wish to formally declare my candicacy"

 

[Dark Carnival]

Im SICK of promising this and promising that, ACTUAL RESULTS NOW FFS

 

[dUb]

Dermot, do your spin, cue the suspense music bed, announce it and let's get Konnie Huq in for the aftershow x x

 

[Lucille]

Even ASFM results shows don’t take this long.

 

[PercyPig]

Dermot, do your spin, cue the suspense music bed, announce it and let's get Konnie Huq in for the aftershow x x

IF ONLY!

Konnie: “You’re all going to the White House!!”

 

[funky]

CNN is now more confident about Pennsylvania and Georgia than they are about Arizona and Nevada

I’m nervous. And confused.

 

[RS]

Im SICK of promising this and promising that, ACTUAL RESULTS NOW FFS

Me too. Stop giving me hopes and then take them away from me.

 

[ButterTart]

Even ASFM results shows don’t take this long.

Actual image of Joe Biden on the day Arizona started counting the ballots.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Even ASFM results shows don’t take this long.

Fine. I'll do the 2024 election.

 

[OutSynk]

Even ASFM results shows don’t take this long.

Well actually Kala’s did.

 

[Kate]

Fine. I'll do the 2024 election.

Can the theme be "NOT NAZIS" please

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Carole somehow getting ALL the political HOT GOSS before anybody else in the world



"WAIT! Let's just call CAROLE RADZIWILL before Associated Press, her Twitter account is the worlds premieré source of election updates"

Weirdly, I have two contradictory conspiracy theories in my head.

Multiple States are being deliberately slow so they don't have to be that state, just like our Carole here.

The other is that Fox News deliberately called Arizona too early so it could be wrong and then create the environment for Trumps nonsense.

Both obvious nonsense, but I've caught myself thinking both multiple times.

 

[RJN]

Can the theme be "NOT NAZIS" please

Good thing I already submitted the Hitler Rap for this round

 

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Weirdly, I have two contradictory conspiracy theories in my head.

Multiple States are being deliberately slow so they don't have to be that state, just like our Carole here.

The other is that Fox News deliberately called Arizona too early so it could be wrong and then create the environment for Trumps nonsense.

Both obvious nonsense, but I've caught myself thinking both multiple times.

The Fox News one came from Associated Press calling it first, so that is officially DEBUNKED!
The Arizona confusion stems from it was revealed that there was a mistake in the voting tallies % reported processed when AP called it for Biden. It's interesting AP have since remained behind their call for Biden however.

 

[ButterTart]

Good thing I already submitted the Hitler Rap for this round

By the Hitler Youth Choir? I remember their festive single I’m Dreaming of a Whites-Only Christmas.

 

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@ZenGiraffe I DO agree there may be something in certain states being reluctant to reveal results right now however, especially Nevada and Arizona due to the protests going on at various sites. There must be a genuine concern for safety - particularly in Nevada where we apparently getting a Trump press conference at 5pm.

 

[ButterTart]

The lead in Georgia now down to 14000

 

[Penelope]

Nate Silver extravagantly subtweeting @Jark (among others) rn

 

[Eddie]

Weirdly, I have two contradictory conspiracy theories in my head.

Multiple States are being deliberately slow so they don't have to be that state, just like our Carole here.

The other is that Fox News deliberately called Arizona too early so it could be wrong and then create the environment for Trumps nonsense.

Both obvious nonsense, but I've caught myself thinking both multiple times.

This is not implausible but it's the AP that were calling Arizona not Fox.

 

[Eddie]

The Fox News one came from Associated Press calling it first, so that is officially DEBUNKED!
The Arizona confusion stems from it was revealed that there was a mistake in the voting tallies % reported processed when AP called it for Biden. It's interesting AP have since remained behind their call for Biden however.

Oh I see I'm as SLOW as @ButterTart today.

 

[Indie]

I reckon Nevada isn't calling because they're enjoying all the bets people are placing. Las Vegas politik.

 

[Eddie]

I reckon Nevada isn't calling because they're enjoying all the bets people are placing. Las Vegas politik.

 

[Jark]

The lead in Georgia now down to 14000

do we still think it's overcomeable?

 

[dmlaw]

do we still think it's overcomeable?

It depends how many ballots George Soros can get filled in without the Trump people seeing.

 

[GNL]

I reckon Nevada isn't calling because they're enjoying all the bets people are placing. Las Vegas politik.

Big Slot Machine meddling in democracy once more.

 

[K.C.]

That damn UPLOAD BUTTON

 

[RJN]

By the Hitler Youth Choir? I remember their festive single I’m Dreaming of a Whites-Only Christmas.

I think you’re misremembering; that one was by the Republican Party.

 

[Nancy]

WHAT IS 538?

 

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Well somebody seems HOPEFUL. Maybe noted Housewives non-legend Carole Radziwill was CORRECT!

 

[ButterTart]

do we still think it's overcomeable?

There are still over 50,000 ballots to be counted in Georgia, the majority of which will be for Biden. I reckon it’s easily doable.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHAT IS 538?

 

[Phoenix]

 

[VoR]

The all-important second Georgia Senate race has now also fallen below the threshold that would require a run-off. That is huge for the Democrats.

 

[Nancy]

WELL I DON’T KNOW

 

[dmlaw]

WHAT IS 538?

It's a website which specialises in analysing opinion polls. It's widely considered to one of the most impartial and credible sources of poll data.

 

[Eddie]

The all-important second Georgia Senate race has now also fallen below the threshold that would require a run-off. That is huge for the Democrats.

Get IN!

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Madison]

It's a website which specialises in analysing opinion polls. It's widely considered to one of the most impartial and credible sources of poll data.

@Nancy Named after the total number of electoral college votes available. 270 out of 538 is the minimum for a majority.

 

[VoR]

If I'm interpreting things correctly, the most likely outcome today is that Nevada and Georgia declare, which takes Biden over the threshold if he wins both.

 

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If Georgia joes blue, I'm going to SheBySheree.com and buying ALL the SHE BY SHEREE inventory available