

Got a request from a local newspaper to do an interview. How exciting. The face of Coronavirus N Belfast.

In less relevant news than tinned fruit, the stock markets have collapsed again. Trading in the US has been suspended![]()

Germany has reported their first DEATHS.
We need a triple figure day.Ooh we've nearly slipped down the table. Now in joint 11th with the Netherlands.
It’s one floor below a lot of my friends. They haven’t even been sent home, just a “deep clean” of the office.Germany has reported their first DEATHS. Also there's a confirmed case of coronavirus in Transport for London so IT'S UNDERGROUND ALREADY.
I want some Angel Delight now![]()
I'm a big fan of Heinz range of tinned PASTAS. Macaroni Cheese, Beef Ravioli, and Spaghetti Bolognese have all been known to be served at CHEZ LUCILLE. Usually when I'm gruesomely hungover, and often straight from the can.![]()
Bought a few sachets a while back, its now shit.

I get the Aldi versionGood job all my pension fund is invested in Heinz

I also like tinned ravioli- often cold at a festival straight out of the can. It mashes quite well against the roof of your mouth when you’ve taken drugs and can’t digest proper food.
(to quote our Eurovision envoy)