Coronavirus

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Are you worried about contracting coronavirus?

  • Yes, I am absolutely terrified

    Votes: 12 15.6%

  • Yes, I am slightly concerned

    Votes: 35 45.5%

  • I am neither concerned or unconcerned

    Votes: 7 9.1%

  • No, I am slightly unconcerned

    Votes: 6 7.8%

  • No, I am totally unconcerned

    Votes: 6 7.8%

  • Bring back the old poll

    Votes: 3 3.9%

  • Charlotte Awbrey tits out doing the Macarena

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • I believe VoR is evil

    Votes: 11 14.3%
  • Total voters
    77
do they still make BIG SOUP?

I've got a SUDDEN HANKERING
 
One of my former flatmates once STOLE my last can of Big Soup. It really was the final straw. This was the one who once claimed that Neil Tennant was coming round for tea, and said that he had a birthday card from Madonna in the airing cupboard. Also SCREAMY FISTING :gross:
 
Germany has reported their first DEATHS. Also there's a confirmed case of coronavirus in Transport for London so IT'S UNDERGROUND ALREADY.
 
I'm a big fan of Heinz range of tinned PASTAS. Macaroni Cheese, Beef Ravioli, and Spaghetti Bolognese have all been known to be served at CHEZ LUCILLE. Usually when I'm gruesomely hungover, and often straight from the can. :o
 
I don't remember the last time I had tinned pasta. But tinned ravioli was an eighties treat I need to revisit.
 
I draw the line at Thomas The Tank Engine pasta shapes though. Don’t want people thinking I’m some sort of FREAK
 
In less relevant news than tinned fruit, the stock markets have collapsed again. Trading in the US has been suspended :o
 
My boss gifted us all in the office with a bottle of alcohol gel today :disco:
 
Ag said:
In less relevant news than tinned fruit, the stock markets have collapsed again. Trading in the US has been suspended :o
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Thank goodness we’ve all got our TINS!

STOCK UP GIRLS! :disco:
 
Ooh tinned RAVIOLI. I used to eat that in the EARLY 90s. I remember switching from BEEF to VEGGIE in a belated attempt to avoid getting MAD COW DISEASE. Oh LIFE!
 
I hope SOME QUEENS have enough fridge semen. I heard Co-Op is now rationing them.
 
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Germany has reported their first DEATHS. Also there's a confirmed case of coronavirus in Transport for London so IT'S UNDERGROUND ALREADY.
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It’s one floor below a lot of my friends. They haven’t even been sent home, just a “deep clean” of the office.
 
Lucille said:
I'm a big fan of Heinz range of tinned PASTAS. Macaroni Cheese, Beef Ravioli, and Spaghetti Bolognese have all been known to be served at CHEZ LUCILLE. Usually when I'm gruesomely hungover, and often straight from the can. :o
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We were just talking about tinned pasta on the way home. Tinned ravioli on toast is fucking AMAZING.
 
I hope no-one’s going to pop in with unpleasant truths about the state of 2020 Dream Topping :(
 
We should hide this topic. Imagine if it goes viral and all our faves SELL OUT.
 
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I also like tinned ravioli- often cold at a festival straight out of the can. It mashes quite well against the roof of your mouth when you’ve taken drugs and can’t digest proper food.
 
surging from 35 to 90 today! YES! :denmark: (to quote our Eurovision envoy)

a colleague of mine, who was in Italy at the same time as me, abruptly left work today as he was feeling ill. but he failed to describe HOW he was feeling ill, so now all of the dramatic HR Belindas we work with are in a right STATE. he will be getting it, that he will :kim:
 
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