Dark Carnival
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They always have to be the good student in the class. Fuck them!I've been wondering that all week, how do they do it?
They always have to be the good student in the class. Fuck them!I've been wondering that all week, how do they do it?
The germans are very good at hiding mass killings.
(...too soon?)

Probably someone already has it, just without the symptomsI wonder who our first infected Moopster will be?
I think they have TOO MANYDoes Germany even have that many old people? I assumed most of them are in prison.
I was thinking of doing some gardeningThis feeling of possibly having weeks of vacation ahead is making me wanting to slam and get chemmed up for the rest of the month.

Does Germany even have that many old people? I assumed most of them are in prison.

Yes I was thinking of looking into flat pack furniture too.If I get quarantined I'd like to build a new bathroom cabinet (#floppet). Might have to get me to B&Q before it gets too bad.
Yes I was thinking of looking into flat pack furniture too.
During his press conference babble Trump said that a UK and Ireland to US travel ban is (unsurprisingly) incoming.
I'm sorry your majesty.I don't do flat pack. I do drills and woodwork.
How are the german keeping their deaths so low?!


Paris with no cafes is not Paris.FINALLY, all non-essential businesses are getting closed here!
The PISS you mean?Paris with no cafes is not Paris.
Mind you be a good chance to see it that constant ODOUR disappears.
surely that's fine.A colleague of ours was being uber-smug yesterday on the grounds that she could still fly to New York on holiday today and NOTHING would stop her.
Fair enough.
How about the return trip, LOVE?



Yeah that's real.Ermmm what is this?
surely that's fine.
Ermmm what is this?

The thing I read says they're using schoolchildren as the control. If they want the disease to spread they'll keep the schools open. When they've had enough and want to restrict spread, they'll close them.So how is it going to work? The whole population will be asked to take the streets touching and liking each other to make sure everyone is infected at the same time?![]()