Speculate Wildly About Enya (3 Viewers)

[octophone]

Enya can see the souls of dead cats. This was discovered when Rob Dickens visited her at home and noticed there were only 3 cats present while he was being introduced to 17 cats. When Enya said the eldest was "153 next month", he ran like fuck.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has rather spotted a bluetit in the garden.

That's actually her own bruised tit. She mistook the reflection of her own breast in her FRENCH WINDOWS for a bird. Friends fear she's eating sheets of acid again.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thinking to write another recount of her early days (a few years before her career began) like she did in 2010:

Spoiler: "it was a hot and sultry summer's day..." 😅☀️

She also wonders what life Peewee the cat and her kittens are having now; that was close to half a century ago...

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says (looking back at the slightly embarassing Buzzfeed article published almost 10 years ago..!) that the reason she avoids the breadrumbs/batter for fish all goes back to the fried egg issue she had/has.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya loves a fatty diet, lots of fibre too. Big farter.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has a bit of a sweet tooth now, but didn't really as a child. Rather a sweet piano obsession

and eventually that changed to "I'll pay you to leave me alone for family events"

 

[Bypass]

Enya has had a lovely afternoon fingering herself outside LIDL

 

[Shirley]

'Showing Out' by MEL AND KIM is now playing for the 26th consecutive time on the jukebox in Enya's Marble Hall

 

[Bypass]

'Showing Out' by MEL AND KIM is now playing for the 26th consecutive time on the jukebox in Enya's Marble Hall

It´s also her favourite Mel and Kim song to frigg off to.

 

[Shirley]

Oh-oh-only TAKES A MOMENT to FEEL ALRIGHT

Although Enya finds it quite often takes SEVERAL HOURS

 

[Agneeta]

Most the dead cats are dead because she sat on them. It's Enya's fetish.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has a nice little ditty titled 25 years in her head, by a fellow Donegal native who wrote the song in 2000

and is either thinking "why didn't I write a song at 20-something then release it decades later?" or "thank goodness I didn't become a teacher and part-time songwriter".

 

[Bypass]

Enya has placed a toy car inside her qwim for safekeeping

 

[Bypass]

Enya turns 7 today

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is getting ready to watch Blackpool week on Strictly and hopes that La Voix might feature in some way despite not being on tonight's episode.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is feeling the nostalgia at the mention that Jay McGuiness is dancing his Jive again on Strictly

Enya, from this, 2015:

‘Jay [McGuiness] did that fantastic dance early on but then they told him he was terrible the next week. But I’m constantly surprised at just how high the standard of dancing is.'

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says she was technically the first gay kiss on Irish TV preceding the UK first by a year!

Enya is also proud that she angelically kissed a gay man and that it made Irish TV just a few days ago (here) then Reddit, and now Moopy

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya (also in that dream) brightened up a gloomy Christmas fayre in Ireland by speaking to a RTÉ journalist saying "Are you toast?" jokingly followed by "Are you on toast?"

The reality was that Enya appeared briefly in a documentary about gay marriage aired that night

(and one speculates she poured a glass of wine to toast the lovely people once again).

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya randomly woke up and remembered about Seán's shout-out to the single ladies in the crowd (who may have had a bit of alcohol, and said you may get a knockback, but it's not you, it's him)

 

[Marina Salty]

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

 

[disneyteletubby]

In the scenario above or the documentary?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is chuffed

She doubts she'd get away as a lower highschool student, but is tempted to try now.

 

[Marina Salty]

In the scenario above or the documentary?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Oh okay, yes

 

[Marina Salty]

My second guess would have been Screech from Saved By The Bell

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thinking back to this day in 1991, and where she was (hopefully in Taipei and that this is true):

but either way, this evening she's singing Silent Night as Gaeilge (Oíche Chiúin) for Freddie Mercury, followed by a Gaelic version of I Can See Clearly Now by Jimmy Cliff.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has dry eyes, which is partly because of the central (or fireplace) heating 👁

 

[Shoat]

Enya has dry eyes because spectres cannot retain moisture.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya sometimes thinks, aside from the obvious devastation, it'd be cool to be blind because all your other senses are heightened. However, she would never go on a plane in that case.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has an itchy minge

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya recently remembered that Michael Jackson's mother is the same age as her mother (95) also had 9 children who didn’t die in infancy, and seems set to outlive at least three of them.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes Natalie Imbruglia is much less of a savvy saver (or investor) than herself. She should go and sponsor things as Panda from the Masked Singer UK for big returns.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is currently speculating wildly about Enya. Based on previous speculation she supposes that she is both really boring and utterly vile.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is shocked by the amount of things in her own vagina.

 

[Shirley]

Enya's robot vacuum cleaner has malfunctioned and is chasing her round the castle

 

[disneyteletubby]

How did you quote Iguana as me? Are you a sorcerer @disneyteletubby ?

Haha I had your "is that Sarah Jessica Parker?" post in the multiple quotes, and backspaced to your username; I just didn't notice when posting that

 

[disneyteletubby]

Eny-way, Enya is not speculating about herself but has found herself dwelling on how much time she spends in the company of people, particularly matriarchal women, who secretly despise her way of life

Spoiler: Occasionally I wonder about this (her mother and eldest sister)

Some segment of Moya's documentary which was sweet but kind of like

Spoiler: Randomly became a rant

Maybe it's common to have a 'special love for the first child' and that they get many more printed baby photos (same for me, though I've yet to see many of them). However, they don't necessarily end up being the "golden child" and publicly loved for decades no matter what It's a different case, but Sinéad O'Connor was the golden one and her sister not, yet she got a lot of abuse too. Even Ghislaine Maxwell, she became her notorious father's favourite after the parents realised they neglected her as an infant, and look what became of her.

If Enya did the things Moya did, she would be seen as some nasty thing, both publicly and within the family. Moya gets away with it, praised for "being open" about her past mistakes.
Where the Máires were both unmarried and pregnant at 19-21 (and Moya went to have an abortion) dear Eithne had simply joined the family band, upon Nicky Ryan's suggestion, then the Clannad siblings and uncles treated her lesser; she knew it wasn't worthwhile hanging around with them anymore, if ever. She left the band to begin her own career, and still couldn't leave without people suggesting it was wrong.
Enya is a scapegoat, and yet still cares for those who let her down.

I rest my case.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is a bit sleepy and might actually go to bed before 10:30pm, which is a rare thing for when she's not feeling unwell.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is a bit beepy.

 

[Finn]

Enya is going to eat @The Sexual Goose for her Christmas Dinner this year