DAPHNE AND CELESTE defect to the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN

[K.C.]

Katy Perry has a message for all Irani women: "SEXY CONFIDENT"

 

[GNL]

Ayatollah not in hiding, attending rehab. "I need to love myself right now"

He has released a notes app apology.

"Iran's message has always been — and remains — one of love, inclusion and hope."

Daphne and Celeste have rebuked the apology.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Kerry Katona launches new line of Ayatollah wigs.

 

[Penelope]

“It feels so good” she was heard to exclaim as it let rip from her well moistened poo chute.

This really may be the worst post in years

 

[Penelope]

Eric West launches claim to become the new AYATOLLAH KHUMINME

 

[K.C.]

Ayatollah: "I'M A QUEEN!"

 

[Penelope]

NAR: Daphne has APPLIED FOR ASYLUM in Lesbainia citing "TWINGE IN MINGE", for which the Iranian authorities FAILED to provide any treatment

 

[Sheena]

QUEEN FURIOUS AT AYATOLLAH

 

[Sheena]

QUEEN: I’m an AYATOLLAH

 

[Sheena]

AYATOLLAH to replace Adam Lambert in QUEEN

 

[Sheena]

Adam Lambert to replace Prince Philip in QUEEN

 

[Sheena]

Prince Philip otherwise engaged with baffled goose

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Baffled Goose makes filthy post about oily poo chutes.

 

[Penelope]

Celeste EXECUTED by Iranian state for lezzing off with churro

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Daphne granted asylum in FORT BOYARD

 

[funky]

Turkey to be ANNEXED as WEST IRAN to house the new DAPHNE & CELESTE MEMORIAL THEME PARK AND GOOSE SANCTUARY

 

[Joseph]

“This is MY 9/11,” EXASPERATED Janice Jackson mimes.

 

[Shoat]

West Iran carry out their first state execution as Mr Motivator convicted of GOOSING people in the GOOSE SANCTUARY

 

[K.C.]

Ayatollah eyes Katy Perry for 5th wife. American public rejoice.

 

[Shirley]

David Lammy fart videos the TOAST of TEHRAN

 

[funky]

Ayatollah to appear on the DELUXE version of Barbra Streisand's new DUETS album with a cover of SINGLE LADIES

 

[K.C.]

Brave Ayatollah reflects on regime: "Democracy? I don't know her."

 

[K.C.]

Triumphant Ayatollah unveils reforms: "Oppression, but make it couture."

 

[K.C.]

Furious Ayatollah blasts critics: "Still ruling, still stunning!"

 

[Soldi]

Ayatollah grants Rachey permission to open a fudge shop in Tehran.

 

[Joseph]

Ayatollah to replace Geru as the 5th Spice Girl

 

[Finn]

Ayatollah? I hardly KNOW HER!

 

[Penelope]

A woman named Susan has been shot for insubordination

 

[Shirley]

Su Pollard's 'Come To Me (I Am Muslim)' set to be reissued in the face of INSATIABLE DEMAND

 

[GNL]

A woman named Susan has been shot for insubordination

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ayatollah Khamenei stuns in sexy new photo.

 

[Sheena]

Ru Paul’s Drag Race Iran deemed flop after drag queen Aja Tolar ruveals greased poo chute during My Name Is Not Susan lip sync

 

[Penelope]

Drag queen Aja Tolar has been shot for insubordination and greased poo chute

 

[Dark Carnival]

Drag queen La Toyatollah releases new range of poo chute grease.

 

[Joseph]

Loose Women to air segment “How To Properly Prepare Poop Chute Grease For Easter”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Baffled goose explodes over Tehran

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Prince Philip implodes under Tehran.

 

[funky]

The Daphne & Celeste Memorial Theme Park and Goose Sanctuary opens new grease poop chute themed log flume ride

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Baffled goose greasy poo chute deemed the location for a new ring road on the Isle of Wight.

 

[Sheena]

Rachey’s hideously decorated and therefore unsellablle lesbian hideaway bought in compulsory purchase order to make way for poo chute ring road.

Our Mand fuming. Seven dead.