Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[OutSynk]

I'm so EMBARRASSED to find this kind of catchy.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

At least we got Dita. Why not a CHAMPAGNE GLASS?

Wasted opportunity.

 

[dmlaw]

Could maybe have been salvaged by more focus on the dancers, but otherwise, no thank you.

 

[ButterTart]

The lederhosen bints aren't even hot! They look like the sort of women Herr Flick used to touch up in Allo Allo.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't need's Pen's Insta update to know this one's FULL of botox now.

 

[Tisch]

Brace yourselves lads, tidal wave of heterosexuality incoming.

The trousers are certainly makeing me not look at his crotch area AT ALL

 

[Penelope]

Oscar NOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

(I know she already was!)

 

[Soldi]

Worse than ELECTRO VELVET

 

[D5K]

Ah yes Dita Von Teese, the Ukrainian giant of 2009

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oscar NOW

No thanks

 

[Penelope]

I don't need's Pen's Insta update to know this one's FULL of botox now.

YEP

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's QUITE CATCHY.

 

[OutSynk]

BETTER THAN SAKIS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ah yes Dita Von Teese, the Ukrainian giant of 2009

OMG!!!

 

[Beverley]

EW

 

[Madison]

Openly gay now. Was he at the time?

 

[Penelope]

PLEES VELKAM DITA VAN TEESE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

How did they get Dita?!!

 

[Lucille]

Rotten

 

[ButterTart]

If ever someone was less qualified for the job of looking like he fancies Dita Von Teese...

 

[VoR]

What a BIZARRE non-use of Dita.

i believe the original stage show was closer to her usual schtick, but the EBU thought it was too explicit so they were just kind of STUCK WITH HER.

 

[Tisch]

Nice to see where electro velvet got their inspiration from

 

[Penelope]

00 Lithuania
04 Israel
08 France
10 Sweden
03 Croatia
08 Portugal
08 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
08 Russia
07 Azerbaijan
09 Bosnia & Herzegovina
09 Moldova
04 Malta
08 Estonia
00 Denmark
-1/12 Germany

 

[Tisch]

What a BIZARRE non-use of Dita.

i believe the original stage show was closer to her usual schtick, but the EBU thought it was too explicit so they were just kind of STUCK WITH HER.

She look quited embarrassed i think!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Openly gay now. Was he at the time?

He was certainly open.

 

[OutSynk]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dmlaw]

How did they get Dita?!!

She never did seem like the sort of woman who would do anything at all for sufficient money.

 

[win_the_game]

Openly gay now. Was he at the time?

Like it mattered. WE ALL KNEW OSCAR.

 

[Dark Carnival]

ALRERT!

 

[Beverley]

YAY

HADISE AND HER DODGY FACELIFT!!!

 

[D5K]

What a BIZARRE non-use of Dita.

i believe the original stage show was closer to her usual schtick, but the EBU thought it was too explicit so they were just kind of STUCK WITH HER.

MORE BACKSTAGE STORIES AGAIN PLEASE

 

[VoR]

Now if Turkey could be trusted to send stuff like THIS every year I'd welcome them back with open arms.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is going to be huge!

 

[Lucille]

I fucking love Turkey.

 

[Tisch]

YEP

Would let kiss kiss bang bang for sure

 

[Penelope]

OMG the PIG IN A SARI HAS ARRIVED!

 

[Soldi]

Is this song about congenital heart disease?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I CAN FEEL IT

 

[VoR]

Hadise famously doesn't even bother to sing this song after the first verse.