Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[D5K]

I spent years trying to work out which song this reminds me of. I’m still not certain but I think it’s Now You Tell Me by Jordin Sparks

 

[Alla]

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
08 Lithuania
03 Croatia
11 Russia
09 Spain
10 Latvia
00 Ukraine
07 Malta
336, 867 Georgia
12 Austria

 

[AlgoAlex]

SOMEBODY SAID IT

What have we told you about believing what @Rachey says

 

[COB]

It would've done similarly shit, but I wish we'd sent the Bianca song instead.

 

[Tisch]

We're in this together

#coronavirusanthem

 

[Soldi]

Couldn’t get more fucking basic than JOE AND JAKE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The staging was SO LIMP

 

[Penelope]

Wouldn't it JUST BE KINDER TO HAVE A GENOCIDE?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

What I have absolutely no recollection of this?

 

[Beverley]

Our entries always look so amateur

 

[Madison]

They’ve made the mistake of putting a backing singer at the front.

 

[Suomi]

I’m grateful to the UK - I cannot rank all these songs and need audio RESPITE!

 

[VoR]

This is possibly the most GENERIC song ever written.

 

[Beverley]

They could do with some feminine BVs for a ROUNDER RICHER SOUND

 

[Soldi]

What I have absolutely no recollection of this?

Cos it’s shit duck

 

[AlgoAlex]

Such dynamic young gents. This was the start of our 'it's not bad, it's just not memorable' phase.

Yeah it’s a nice song actually, a grower. Which is a problem.
Plus they have zero stage presence

 

[win_the_game]

What's with these shitty selfies?

 

[Alla]

I'm gonna put both in the very short list of "I wouldn't" tonight.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd give the one on the left a slap and then cum in his eye.

 

[Penelope]

The sound of cot death.

 

[Madison]

I do like Coldplay album tracks, but not enough to pay attention to them.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's with these shitty selfies?

AWFUL

 

[Beverley]

TIME FOR THE SEXIEST GENOCIDE ANTHEM EVER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia
426 Russia
08 Spain
08 Latvia
01 Ukraine
06 Malta
08 Georgia
10 Austria
03 UK

 

[dmlaw]

The 2016-present section of their Wikipedia entry ends with their Eurovision result.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia
70 Russia
71 Spain
68 Latvia
97 Ukraine
90 Georgia
68 Austria
28 United Kingdom

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia
09 Russia
02 Spain
08 Lithuania
01 Malta
04 Georgia
09 Austria
04 United Kingdom

 

[Alla]

Ok, after this shitty opening act for QOL Iveta, here she is

 

[Madison]

Making Lavash!

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania
08 Croatia
12455 Russia
06 Spain
00 Latvia
12455 Ukraine
06 Malta
09 Georgia
12455 Austria
01 United Kingdom

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG WHAT!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Rachey

 

[Dark Carnival]

LOVEWAVE IS THIS YEAR OMG DEAD

 

[Beverley]

PURE JIBBERISH

 

[Dark Carnival]

COME ALIVE!!

 

[Raining on Me]

I remember we went to the song for europe or whatever it was called for this, for some reason, and liked almost EVERY OTHER ENTRY above Joel and Jake. I think we walked out when they were announced as winners (plus we were bored) Truly fucking dire

 

[COB]

Queen!

 

[Soldi]

LOVEWAVE IS THIS YEAR OMG DEAD

What a fucking GEM

 

[AlgoAlex]

Love a dramatic spoken intro