Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Soldi]

That said this wasn’t AS BAD as I remember

 

[Beverley]

Right might need to take a wee break my Ex is SEXTING me.

LUCY. DON'T

 

[Penelope]

Honestly, GET the FUCK OUT OF MY GAY POP CONTEST

 

[Bumptious]

Do you think he’s packed his bags to leave the competition IMMEDIATELY after the performance?
Why wait for results

 

[Penelope]

Oh HELLO GIUSEPPE

 

[Iguana]

HELLO

 

[Dark Carnival]

omgggg *faints*

 

[Lucille]

DONT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN BEHIND! So META!

 

[ButterTart]

Didn't realise he was in favour of the existence of children. That's cost him a few points.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BODY

 

[dmlaw]

That final line had a real air of the Child Catcher about it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh HELLO GIUSEPPE

*rims screens*

 

[Alla]

What is this smell!? Oh miss Penelope is here

 

[Tisch]

LUCY. DON'T

Depends. Is he fit?

 

[ButterTart]

This fucking amazing Manchester-hating bitch and her fucking amazing song.

 

[D5K]

Hang on this was Bostrom/gson?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

STUNGORGE

 

[Beverley]

* Throws self to the floor in high-drama Latin fashion *

 

[Dark Carnival]

SANGRE!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

!!

 

[Penelope]

Like BRITNEY WITHOUT THE BREAKDOWN

 

[Dark Carnival]

We really shoul've seen the dress thing coming it's SO ILL FITTING !!!

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh fucking hell it's Edurne! Yeeees!!

Sorry Germany but this Spanish Enya is the real 2015 tragedy

 

[Alla]

WORSE THAN RUTH LORENZO. And that's something.

 

[Beverley]

This is so much better on the big screen

 

[octophone]

What's with the fucking LAST AIRBENDER routine?

 

[Bumptious]

Get that trade out the shadows

 

[Lucille]

 

[Dark Carnival]

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Beverley]

I WANT THE SANDALS!

 

[COB]

THIS IS ALSO DRAG

 

[dmlaw]

I know it's been said before but why would you choose a wide camera angle for when the stage hand is sneaking off with the red dress?

 

[ButterTart]

It's coming in a minute... coincidentally so am I...

 

[Dark Carnival]

DEAD

 

[Soldi]

What the fuck are these camera angles

 

[Dark Carnival]

*gay coma*

 

[Penelope]

It's RAY OF LIGHT!

 

[VoR]

Unpopular opinion potentially, but this really needed a better stage show than her just clomping around doing weird hand movements.

 

[ButterTart]

HERE IT COMES!

 

[Lucille]

Oh this is INCREDIBLE!